Friday, April 29, 2011

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Wonder Royal Wedding: Guille y Cata (surrealisms more)

his mother was the Wedding of the Century . And that dress Diana of Wales was horribly blistered and cheesy. But the expectation was the expectation ... and were other times of course.


today's promised to be the Wedding of the Year by thousands of accredited journalists, millions of viewers, thousands of Britons willing to meat hats, brimmed hats and royalty. If not for the horrific surrealism to which we had to go, all would have been a perfect marriage, right: very british .
However, scare me several things I can not help shouting to the world:

scares me to begin, the excess some journalists who, as a real wedding day, they decide to put on his head that tacky widgets you look nothing like headdresses, and brimmed hats that can be seen on a day like today. Susana Griso , molabas you before. Nobody told you a headdress hair must be tied back with two strands EVER so pooch's ears on the sides of the face? And that mix of colors, is impossible. Less is more, remember this forever. Not for broadcasting a special Wedding of the Year have to dress up. In the Simplicity is the taste.


scares me Victoria Beckham much they say it has been the muse for the wedding. If the dress is his design, design like singing. Ie: horribly wrong. A pregnant woman is pretty good. But her dress, pregnancy and love and I can not for her husband were fatal. And attempts to hide the hype behind David and his clutch : deplorable.


scare me daughters Sarah Ferguson: are a joke, a joke badly spent. By their headdresses impossible, for her gait and wrinkled clothes. The Cinderella's stepsisters York version.


I am appalled Letizia Ortiz. We have never been touched-hat with pamela. Obvious is that you do not feel anything right. The total nude something Pasadita already expecting something more. This time the attempt to be accurate has made small soda and stale. The hat looks too big for him. The dress ... The more I look at my least favorite.


rojísimo I am appalled at the red uniform of boyfriend. Is what to wear, yes, but evil is left with the pink skin tone as it has. And it frightens me even more when we have all been aware of their galloping alopecia (is bald, for non-experts). Formerly had everyone's attention. I think today, the hunk has been the history of bombonazo his brother ... Who has seen and who sees.


I am appalled at the bride's gown . 50's style itself, but excessive and 50 years. Why not fill the chest, because it drew attention and that some compare him and with which Bethlehem was Stephen ... ie not dress himself for what may be the queen of England. Kate : you spent with Dukan diet and so have you been today approved Justito.





Only two details that are saved today or yes: Pippa Middleton , for its breathtaking beauty, style and poise and makes good match with Harry .......... and V ictoria Sweden, because she at least got the right color.




Anyway we had a great time with each of the moments, surreal or not. That in these times is fine one day to throw balls out and that the blame for these horrors they may have other ...

PD. I am appalled that Guillermo and Cata also have to take a two year sabbatical "to get used to the new situation." What is this joke? Children, you have married, are not man mission in Afghanistan ...............

Saturday, April 23, 2011

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Sunday, April 17, 2011

How To Get The Rainbow Puffle In 2012

His seventh Montecarlo. Remove


In their game to the semifinals, Rafael Nadal beat Croatia's Ivan Ljubicic in a 6-1, 6-3 in one hour and twenty minutes of play in a match on Center Court of the Monte Carlo Country Club. The opening period was weird. Both players were taken by surprise by the strong wind then Solpo on the table and soon found the rhythm. In 20 minutes were consumed only three games, three at rest and two of them favorable to Nadal who was the first to ratify his serve. And that ended the set. Nadal, comfortable in the back of the court, took advantage of the constant errors Ljubicic to take advantage. Ljubicic broke into the net in desperation, and soon to realize that Rafa is one of the best specialists in the art of 'passing-shot. " Nadal ended the first set in his favor after losing only a dozen points.

clashed in the semifinals to Andy Murray, who won 6-4, 2-6, 6-1. Rafa This is also required with strong and dominated right, except in the second set.


faced in the final against David Ferrer who won without too many complications in a 6-4, 7-5.


With this victory he became the undisputed leader in Montecarlo with his seventh consecutive victory ...







Wednesday, April 13, 2011

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Reading Cioran Centennial

Today I learn that a few days ago was the centenary of É. M. Cioran, the unrepentant pessimist (or "lucid" as defined in one of his bitterness Syllogisms ).

Cioran I do not particularly like, but there is a piece of rotting Breviary who accompanied me for a long time as a standard. Perhaps it is the most optimistic piece (if you can put that adjective to the writer).

Over time, I no longer have such strong feelings: I rarely feel very happy or very sad, if anything, the former is more common than the latter. Well, maybe not the pessimist that I have always believed (although the vision of world is always dark with me.) They say that age is that stabilizes the emotions, I do not get to thirty and I just realize that long ago to the side of the exaltation of melancholy and I do not rub too. Perhaps miss.

On the centenary of Cioran, with some delay, this is the piece pays homage to me, not him, but a stage in my life.

seduce me far distances, the immense void I project upon the world. Grows in me a feeling of emptiness; infiltrates my body like a light and impalpable fluid. In his progress as a delay to infinity, I feel the mysterious presence of feelings more contradictory than ever hosted a human soul. I am happy and unhappy at a time. I am excited, depressed, overwhelmed by the joy and despair in the most contradictory harmonies. I'm so happy and so sad that my tears will reflect the sky and earth at the same time. If only for the joy of my sadness, I would have no more death on this earth.

De Breviary of rot.